Post by elkguide on Dec 23, 2019 7:51:26 GMT -5
p goes to his Doctor for his annual check up.
The Doctor asks him if he has any concerns about his health now that he's not working and just sitting around the house.
p says that he's really been enjoying his retirement so far but he has noticed that he has begun to have a lot more gas than he used to but it isn't a big problem.
The Doctor asks him to explain what he means.
p says, "Well Doc. For some reason I fart all the time but fortunately they don't smell bad and they are silent. Why just so you know, I must have farted a dozen times since we've been talking."
The Doctor makes a couple of notes and then hands p a prescription and tells him to come back in a week.
p goes back to the Doctor a week later and says angrily,
"I don't know what was in that drug you had me take but now my farts really stink!"
The Doctor replies,
"Well that's great. Now that we've fixed your sense of smell, lets work on your hearing!"
