Post by elkguide on Jan 4, 2022 9:22:27 GMT -5
After 50 years of marriage Ray and Jan go to counseling.
When asked what the problem is,
Jan breaks into a passionate tirade of every problem they've ever had.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time,
the therapist gets up, walks over to Jan,
makes her stand up and kisses her very hard.
Jan shuts up and quietly sits down.
The therapist says to Ray,
"This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"
After a moment Ray replies,
"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays I play golf."