Post by elkguide on Feb 12, 2022 16:10:55 GMT -5
One day while visiting the big city, Ray was riding in an elevator in a very high class building when a beautiful young woman gets on the elevator smelling of very expensive perfume. As she can't help but notice Ray staring at her, she says, "Romance by Ralph Loren, and it's $150 an ounce!"
Another beautiful woman gets on the elevator at the next floor and after noticing Ray ogling her, she replied, "Channel Number 5, $200 an ounce.
Three floors later they get to Ray's floor and as he moves towards the elevator door, he stares at both of the women and bends slightly to pass the most obnoxious smelling gas and says,
"Broccoli, $.49 a pound!"