Ray story of going to his Doctor

[elkguide]

Ray has told some of the best stories about his life's experiences but when he told this one about his visit to the Doctor....... it definitely is his best story ever.


"Of course I won't laugh," said the

nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty

years I've never laughed at a patient."


"Okay then," said Ray, and he proceeded to

drop his trousers, revealing the smallest

male part the nurse had ever seen. In length

and width was almost identical to a AAA

battery.


Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to

stop a giggle, but it just came out. Feeling

very badly that she had laughed at the man's

part, she composed herself as well as she

could. "I am so sorry," she said.. "I don't

know what came over me. On my honor as a

nurse and a lady, I promise that won't

happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to

be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Ray replied.


She ran out of the room.

[dreamrider]

Jan is still laughing at that one. Lanny that's one of your best yet.

[elkguide]

Jul 4, 2021 23:51:08 GMT -5 dreamrider said:

Jan is still laughing at that one. Lanny that's one of your best yet.

My best?? I remeber you telling me the story yourself.











And as Jan is still laughing and she knows best.............


there is nothing as funny as the truth!!!!!!!!!

[dreamrider]

I have long since come to realize, you wouldn't recognize the truth if it hit you over the head.lol