p, bowman1955 and Ray sign up for the police academy

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Three guys, p, bowman1955 and Ray

sign up for the police academy.



p goes in first and the Captain says to him,

"We have to ask you one question



before we admit you in to the academy, Who killed Jesus?"



p says "The Romans did it."



The Captain says, "Right, you're admitted."


bowman goes in next. The Captain asks him the same



thing. "We have to ask you one question first before you're



admitted to the Police Academy. Who killed Jesus?"



bowman says "The Romans did it."



The Captain says, "Right, you're admitted."




Then Ray goes in and the Captain repeats the question.



Ray says "Gee, I don't know."

The Captain tells him to go home and think about it for a week

and come back and tell him.




Ray goes home and Jan asked him how his



first day went at the academy, and he says to her,


"You won't believe it! My first day on the job

and they assigned me to a murder case!"