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Post by elkguide on Sept 1, 2021 14:30:25 GMT -5
Ray walked outside his doctor’s office after being diagnosed with cancer. He was grieving but tried to compose himself in front of his son, who was waiting for him outside.
He broke the news to his son by saying, “We men celebrate every news, whether good or bad. I hate to break it to you, but I have cancer. So, I want us to go to the club and have a martini.”
At the club, the father-son duo shared a few martinis between them and were starting to feel a bit somber.
After a while, a few friends of Ray's approached them and eventually asked him what he was celebrating.
Ray told them with a serious face, “I’ve just been diagnosed with AIDS.” His friends were shocked, but they composed themselves and offered him their condolences.
Soon after they left, the son asked Ray, “Dad, why did you tell them you have AIDS?”
Ray turned to his son and said,
“Because I don’t want any of them sleeping with your mother after I’m gone.”
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Post by bowman1955 on Sept 1, 2021 16:08:05 GMT -5
I don't know, Lanny all I can say is whoa.............
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Post by dreamrider on Sept 1, 2021 22:39:45 GMT -5
Ray walked outside his doctor’s office after being diagnosed with cancer. He was grieving but tried to compose himself in front of his son, who was waiting for him outside.
He broke the news to his son by saying, “We men celebrate every news, whether good or bad. I hate to break it to you, but I have cancer. So, I want us to go to the club and have a martini.”
At the club, the father-son duo shared a few martinis between them and were starting to feel a bit somber.
After a while, a few friends of Ray's approached them and eventually asked him what he was celebrating.
Ray told them with a serious face, “I’ve just been diagnosed with AIDS.” His friends were shocked, but they composed themselves and offered him their condolences.
Soon after they left, the son asked Ray, “Dad, why did you tell them you have AIDS?”
Ray turned to his son and said,
“Because I don’t want any of them sleeping with your mother after I’m gone.”
When i was diagnosed with terminal cancer 26yrs ago, i thought of saying that, but then she told me she would never even look at another guy as i was so perfect in every way, she would never find a replacement and i believed her. |
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Post by dreamrider on Sept 1, 2021 22:43:48 GMT -5
I don't know, Lanny all I can say is whoa............. Its OK mate Lanny and i go way back. I tried leaving him there but he keeps popping up like a bad smell, LOL. |
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Post by bowman1955 on Sept 2, 2021 4:20:26 GMT -5
I don't know, Lanny all I can say is whoa............. Its OK mate Lanny and i go way back. I tried leaving him there but he keeps popping up like a bad smell, LOL. You mean he can sometimes be like a hemorrhoid a real pain in the ass?  lol |
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Post by harley08 on Sept 2, 2021 19:56:57 GMT -5
Lanny is not feeling the love! 😂
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Post by dreamrider on Sept 2, 2021 22:04:55 GMT -5
Lanny is not feeling the love! 😂 He started it................As usual. |
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lol