Post by elkguide on Dec 21, 2021 19:49:44 GMT -5
p was driving down the road the other day
when a huge crow slammed into his windshield
and broke it’s neck. It was stuck there on
the windshield blocking his view.
There was a cop behind him and p felt a little nervous
with a dead crow blocking his view,
so he turned on the windshield wipers.
The dead bird flew straight up and over his car
and landed on the cop's windshield.
The cop's lights suddenly came on.
p pulled over and the cop starts to write him a ticket.
When p asked him what the ticket was for, the cop said,
“Flippin' me the bird.”
lol