Post by elkguide on Apr 21, 2022 19:42:02 GMT -5
p went to his nearby pharmacy and asked to speak to
the pharmacist on duty.
As he waited, p took out his little brown bottle, along
with a teaspoon, and set them on the counter.
The pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he
could help.
p said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"
Seeing a senior citizen, the Pharmacist went along.
He took the spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put
it on his tongue and swilled it around.
Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he
spat it out on the floor and began coughing.
When he was finally finished, p looked him right in the
eye and asked, "Now, does that taste sweet to you?"
The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with
a venomous look in his eyes yelled, "HELL NO!!"
p said, "Oh, awesome! That's a real relief! My doctor
told me to have a pharmacist test my urine for sugar!"
